Jesse Baltes is a jack of all trades and master of…like, most of them.

EXCEPT FOR BAR/BAT MITZVAH DJ. THAT DID NOT GO WELL. WHAT THE HELL IS COKE AND PEPSI? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADULT NOW, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING CHILDREN’S GAMES?!? GROW UP. LOOK, IF YOU NEED A BAR/BAT MITVAH DJ THIS IS NOT THE SITE FOR YOU. 

HOWEVER, IF YOU NEED AN EMCEE OR HELP WITH PRODUCTION OR DESIGN OR EVENT/TOUR MANAGEMENT OR COPY WRITING OR tech OR JUST WANT AN INTERNATIONAL ADVENTURE GUIDE WITH 14 YEARS OF STAND-UP COMEDY TOURING UNDER HIS BELT AND A COMMERCIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE WITH PASSENGER ENDORSEMENT, THEN JESSE IS THE MAN FOR YOU! OR GUY? GUY. MAN FEELS LIKE OVERPROMISING. 

IN MY PROFESSIONAL CAREER (THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S BEEN ME WRITING IN THE THIRD PERSON THIS WHOLE TIME) I HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO PRODUCE EVENTS AT SOME OF THE MOST EXCLUSIVE VENUES IN NEW YORK CITY FOR SOME OF THE WORLD’S MOST ELITE LUXURY BRANDS. I’VE ALSO LEAD MOBILE EXPERIENTIAL MARKETING TOURS THROUGHOUT NORTH AMERICA FOR A WIDE VARIETY OF CLIENTS AND EMCEED AT COUNTLESS MUSIC FESTIVALS, FASHION/TRADE SHOWS AND PRIVATE EVENTS. MOST RECENTLY, I FOUND MYSELF IN INDONESIA MANAGING SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A DIVE SHOP—CREATING THEIR BRAND GUIDELINES, ESTABLISHING THEIR VOICE, AND OPTIMIZING SOCIAL NETWORKING ALGORITHMS. IN THESE VARIOUS ROLES I HAVE HONED MY ABILITY TO PRODUCE, CREATE AND PROBLEM SOLVE IN REAL TIME TO GUARANTEE A SUPERIOR CLIENT EXPERIENCE.

WITH THIS BREADTH OF KNOWLEDGE JESSE (BACK TO THE THIRD PERSON, DON’T WANT TO SOUND TOO BRAGGADOCIOS) IS AN EXCELLENT ASSET TO ANY BRAND LOOKING TO ROUND OUT THEIR TEAM.